Eating a pound of haggis faster than anyone else is like being the first chosen for your adult dodgeball team. No1curr.
I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.
For those long adventures in the heart of the wilderness when you know you'll need some nice dry bread and salty pepperoni to keep you going.
No, Google, what I meant was "how to boil meat".
Would you try chocolate with a hint of perch?
This is not what I had in mind when I ordered dessert pizza. Where's my giant cookie?
I've seen a lot of things baked into cake, but chicken? Birthdays just got weird.
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