World Record Haggis Eating

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World Record Haggis Eating
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Eating a pound of haggis faster than anyone else is like being the first chosen for your adult dodgeball team. No1curr.

Sounds Viscous

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Sounds Viscous
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I can only imagine that the texture of this stuff is the same as that crap that ruined all the guest hand towels at my aunt's house.

[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHncoxvxRO8&feature=related]

Tactical Sammiches

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Tactical Sammiches
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For those long adventures in the heart of the wilderness when you know you'll need some nice dry bread and salty pepperoni to keep you going.

Everyone's a Critic

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Everyone's a Critic
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No, Google, what I meant was "how to boil meat".

Midday Snack: PEEPza

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Midday Snack: PEEPza
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This is not what I had in mind when I ordered dessert pizza. Where's my giant cookie?

Red Velvet Chicken Strips

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Red Velvet Chicken Strips
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I've seen a lot of things baked into cake, but chicken? Birthdays just got weird.