My dog gives me the nicest presents
I admit that apples and pork products and cheese can be a delightful combination, but this is an unholy bastardization of a beautiful idea.
Not having to deal with sparkly pretty boys is worth the garlic breath.
This isn't it. Don't do this. For the love of all that is decent don't melt skittles on a pizza crust.
I want the rotten one, no not that one, the one that's turned green and started oozing red pus!
Expectations vs. Reality. You gonna eat that?
Whatever you do just don't think about where it came from.