Hey man, your bangers are burning!

This must be pre-transvestite reveal. Let's go up to the lab and see what's on the slab.

I'm sensing a sodium overload problem in the UK.

And you though baby dolls were creepy. I'll never eat a burger again! Lol J/K! I'm a fat glutton.

How to turn off your carnival date: eat a super suggestive sentient corndog.

If someone presented me with a pickle, orange and mustard sandwich, my face would look just like poor mister snackface here.

You need a wider lens for your dog, dawg.