Build a structurally sound meal with some serious condiments.
Once they get off their web they'll take over. You never know where you'll find them.
Add a dollop of horseradish and I'll eat the whole thing in one sitting!
I've had the mustard barfs too, buddy. Don't worry, you'll feel better soon.
Hey man, when the zombies take over you'll be glad to have the calories.
With friends like mine, the ketchup would never make it onto a single burger. How much to rent a carpet steamer?
You gotta respect the fusion of two disciplines of edible aesthetics. I've never had a sandwich artist art up a sandwich quite so intricately myself.
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