If it's edible and it can fit into a mold, it can me a mustache. Ladies, your days of stache envy are over!
Is it as tasty as your European pants?
These look like the perfect device for shredding the inside of my mouth to ribbons. Delicious!
Sir, I believe you have some food on your face.
I was into upper lips before people started covering them with mustaches.
I was into mustaches long before they were edible.
You've got a little something on your tater-stache.
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