Teach Me Your Ways

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Teach Me Your Ways
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You want a job? Carry all these. CRASH You're fired.

Big and Strong Like Ox!

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Big and Strong Like Ox!
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Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?

The Owls And The Moustaches

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The Owls And The Moustaches
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My friends all have tattoos of owls and moustaches. What does one hipster feed the rest? Ironic sweets of course!

It's a Moustache World

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It's a Moustache World
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If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.