You want a job? Carry all these. CRASH You're fired.
Do I need a separate tonic for chest hair or will this do as well?
My friends all have tattoos of owls and moustaches. What does one hipster feed the rest? Ironic sweets of course!
If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.
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