I'm not sure what kind of toast is neon yellow or magenta, but it's good to know that someone is tackling the important questions.

I wonder which part of him is made of puke flavored jelly beans?

The wait is over, peeps! Finally we have a chance to see the newest, freshest model of the iPhone. Sweet!

Someday my dreams will come true and Ron Swanson will take me to Food 'n' Stuff to shop for dinner.