Recycle, or you could destroy a lifelong love story.
If you're not lucky enough to wake up to a lovely lady in your bed, you can get to one soon after.
The prince of the underworld has come to energize you and fill your head with the sweet sweet scent of roasted beans.
What? No honey, I have a lovely sandwich for lunch, see?
Alright whiners, someone caved to your "I don't want my cereal to get soggy" pleas. Now shut it!
Sure you can draw a bunny on my coffee, but can you make it taste like rabbit?
If I MUST leave the city on occasion, at least now I can get a decent latte from the peasants in the boondocks. AND DON'T BURN MY SHOT!
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