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The prince of the underworld has come to energize you and fill your head with the sweet sweet scent of roasted beans.
What? No honey, I have a lovely sandwich for lunch, see?
Alright whiners, someone caved to your "I don't want my cereal to get soggy" pleas. Now shut it!
Sure you can draw a bunny on my coffee, but can you make it taste like rabbit?
If I MUST leave the city on occasion, at least now I can get a decent latte from the peasants in the boondocks. AND DON'T BURN MY SHOT!
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