The meds won't repair the damage done by ingesting so many plastic googly eyes.
They're terrible shots, we might as well eat them.
Crunchy crunchy crunchy all the way through. All is right with the world.
MY EMPIRE IS CRUMBLING!!!
Are you old enough to be drinking coffee?
Can we modify humans to produce whiskey? Let's make with the useful hacks, people!
No bat signal before I've had at least two cups, got that commissioner?
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