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Via: Arbroath
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So, eating meat will make me into a pie when I die? I think my loved ones would be okay with that!

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By Unknown
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You can put the ketchup to good use just making it LOOK like you killed yourself. Much smarter.

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Via: foodbeast.com
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If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?

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I think the pizza dude is hitting on me. This has got to stop, the pepperoni isn't evenly distributed.

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Via: www.passiveaggressivenotes.com
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Ugh just cut it already, I'm hungry.

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Via: wwiao.tumblr.com
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You're right, I'd never even be able to spell "everything" correctly on a cake.

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By Unknown
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Yes, canned soup and inactivity. The path to a healthy life!