Let's hope he has enough strength left to lift at least one stein to his lips. Something to drown his tears in.

What a beautiful, glorious, intoxicating mess.

Oh sweet nectar of the gods NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

That's not vegetable juice, you're not supposed to shake it.

Oh wait, no you didn't, but you're about to for sure!

How to turn off your carnival date: eat a super suggestive sentient corndog.