Oooh I Hope Mine Comes With Coffee Grounds!

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Excuse me, waiter, there aren't enough egg shells and lemon rinds in my food.

BP Owes Me a Dollar!

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Hey BP, while you're at it, can I have one of those seabirds you cleaned up as a pet?

Smells Like Mornings

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But what does it TASTE like?

I love Engrish. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/

Yuppies Gonna Yup

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Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?

Denny's Tours the Country

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Hit the Foodbeast link below and come back here to argue about why on earth Denny's thinks that the Midwest eats two servings of potato in every meal.

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