Excuse me, waiter, there aren't enough egg shells and lemon rinds in my food.
Hey BP, while you're at it, can I have one of those seabirds you cleaned up as a pet?
But what does it TASTE like?
I love Engrish. http://engrishfunny.failblog.org/
Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?
Hit the Foodbeast link below and come back here to argue about why on earth Denny's thinks that the Midwest eats two servings of potato in every meal.
I see green peppers in there, crap indeed!
Geography, learn it!
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