Can we take a moment to behold the glory that is the Ron Swanson tag? Ahhhhhh, that's lovely. http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/tag/ron-swanson/
Your food has a face, deal with it.
There are a whole lot of words in that title up there. The only one I'm really sure about here is "bun."
It's much easier to get a smooth surface with cold cuts than with frosting.
Don't get on that high horse about your New Year's diet just yet. One more slice of meatzza, just one.
Great job, marketing team! Way to focus on the youth market!
Knocking back a tin of meat mints may get you some weird looks but at least your breath won't stink. They're cinnamon!