It's a well-known fact that camels will go almost anywhere for a fresh crescent roll.
I thought I had tenderized your face into steak tartare last time we met.
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It's like veggie bacon right? It's gotta be really good for you.
Cats on low carb diets are such jerks.
I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.
My husband sadly didn't get the memo that all I wanted yesterday was a meat bouquet. Maybe next year.
Happy Valentine's Day! Meat panties for all of you!
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