There's a Camel in My Pork Chop!

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There's a Camel in My Pork Chop!
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It's a well-known fact that camels will go almost anywhere for a fresh crescent roll.

Surprised to See You

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Surprised to See You
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I thought I had tenderized your face into steak tartare last time we met.

You know you like puns. Get over here for more.

Tastes Like Garbage

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Tastes Like Garbage
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It's like veggie bacon right? It's gotta be really good for you.

Carnivorous Romance

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Carnivorous Romance
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I'd like to meat up for a cup of au jus in a bacon cup.

Be Still My Beating Heart

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Be Still My Beating Heart
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My husband sadly didn't get the memo that all I wanted yesterday was a meat bouquet. Maybe next year.

Brief Jerky

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Brief Jerky
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Happy Valentine's Day! Meat panties for all of you!