Damnit, how many times do I have to tell you?! I like my flowers over medium!!!
I'm never opening another can as long as I live.
Hot Tamales are far superior to veggie dogs. I'm doing you a favor.
My favorite pony. So salty, so chewy.
They couldn't make it 30 pounds? I have no respect for the makers of this sandwich.
How do you feed a problem like Maria?
The real sausages were a little too heavy for my ceiling. Plus I'm not tempted to eat these.
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