You've gotta wash those dreads someday man.
Sure she's a little doughy but let's be nice, shall we?
You can put the ketchup to good use just making it LOOK like you killed yourself. Much smarter.
Take a bite first, I want cake flying everywhere when I clock you.
Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.
Then bite back and don't forget your gloves! Dinner is a battle.
Oh what a relief, I was hoping it would just be a stack of bread.
The Future is Now: People Experience What it Would Be Like ...
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
What I Expected Vs. What I Got: Super Smash Bros. Edition
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
7 Signs You Shouldn't Be Together
Incredibly Awesome Couple's Tattoos
5 Examples of Why Online Dating Is A Horrible Place
This Interview is an Example of Everything Wrong With the ...
The 2015 Superbowl Commercials Have Arrived and We've Got ...
This Archer Uses Ancient Techniques That Put Legolas and ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more