The guys at that new burger joint are such squares!
I'm of the firm opinion that every meal on your birthday should be cake. Especially when you're 26, not a whole lot of years left before you need to start seriously worrying about your cholesterol.
Can't eat seafood? How's this for a substitute?
Hey! He's going for the grapes! Stop him before he gets to the saltines!
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After-dinner public nap = instant photo op.
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