Pig has the right idea. Run. Run for your LIFE!
You are so delicious I'm afraid you'll never reach the end of your journey before I eat you.
I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.
John Mulaney knows a good meal when he sees one. Food, schmood, just listen. A meal is more than food.
That battery must be GIGANTIC!
What are you so happy about? I'm about to eat your eyes one at a time. Not so happy now are you?
Eat the left wall first, then the corn base and you'll have him right where you want him.
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