I'd Barely Call That a Hot Dog

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I could probably fit my whole face into one of these, how do you expect me to fit it into my face?

Survival of the Fittest

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An accurate representation of the volcano that took out the dinosaurs. Looks delicious!

Eiffel Potato

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Don't stick your tongue out at me, I'm not the one covered in gravy.

Madness From the Deep

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Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?

Pizza Burger of Awesome

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Sometimes you want a pizza, sometimes it's burger time. Sometimes it's impossible to choose. Thank goodness for frozen goodies.

Available at Food 'n' Stuff

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"Consume all of this at the same time because you are a free American."

Yuppies Gonna Yup

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Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?

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