I could probably fit my whole face into one of these, how do you expect me to fit it into my face?
An accurate representation of the volcano that took out the dinosaurs. Looks delicious!
Don't stick your tongue out at me, I'm not the one covered in gravy.
Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?
Sometimes you want a pizza, sometimes it's burger time. Sometimes it's impossible to choose. Thank goodness for frozen goodies.
"Consume all of this at the same time because you are a free American."
Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
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This Hilarious New Skyrim Mod Replaces All of the Game's Dragons With Thomas the Tank Engine
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Photoshop Battle: The Angry Cat
The Nelson Mandela Twitter Hall of Shame
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If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
All Your Favorite Celebrity Cats Star in "Hard to Be a Cat at Christmas"
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