I could probably fit my whole face into one of these, how do you expect me to fit it into my face?

An accurate representation of the volcano that took out the dinosaurs. Looks delicious!

Don't stick your tongue out at me, I'm not the one covered in gravy.

Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?

Sometimes you want a pizza, sometimes it's burger time. Sometimes it's impossible to choose. Thank goodness for frozen goodies.

"Consume all of this at the same time because you are a free American."

Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?