You might as well give them marshmallow guns since we all know they can't hit anything anyway.
When the whole city runs out of buns on a hot day, you've gotta get creative.
I just can't take it when I get to the end of my drink and there's still one dude floating there just staring at me.
Make sure to pull of their eyes before you eat them. First because they are inedible, and second because it's just perfectly sick.
I've never seen a peep dance, but I believe they do have the capacity for evil.
Easter is over Peep, get in the bargain bin and stop blubbering.
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