My my sir, what an alluring belly button!
This is how I feel on the days where I cheat on my low carb diet.
What more do you want from a man than chocolate and magic am I right?
Perk up there, captain drama! You're about to be part of an exciting new salad! The performance of a lifetime!
Oh Chocolate, you're so sneaky!
You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.
Meet your new best friend, Hot Corn.
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
Should We Call Rami the Pit Bull Dachshund a Weiner Bull?
The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad
The Future is Now: People Experience What it Would Be Like ...
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
I Need to Wear a Cat on My Head at All Times Now
The Duality of The Immune System
7 Signs You Shouldn't Be Together
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more