My my sir, what an alluring belly button!

This is how I feel on the days where I cheat on my low carb diet.

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What more do you want from a man than chocolate and magic am I right?

Perk up there, captain drama! You're about to be part of an exciting new salad! The performance of a lifetime!

Oh Chocolate, you're so sneaky!

You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.