My my sir, what an alluring belly button!
This is how I feel on the days where I cheat on my low carb diet.
What more do you want from a man than chocolate and magic am I right?
Perk up there, captain drama! You're about to be part of an exciting new salad! The performance of a lifetime!
Oh Chocolate, you're so sneaky!
You look scared, I'll put you out of your misery right quick.
Meet your new best friend, Hot Corn.