What does it taste like to eat a kiss? Probably kinda fishy in this case.
What? No honey, I have a lovely sandwich for lunch, see?
Well isn't your fort just so nutritious!
I'd eat a swine flu sandwich over a SARS pie any day.
Now this is a far more efficient way to cross the street. Too bad the chicken had to visit the processing plant first.
Waiter, someone slipped some pesky noodles into my scary effing bug soup.
Considering that some people love their pets more than people I'd say this is pretty generous.
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