Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds.

Good luck getting past the sneeze guard to access all that creamy, miracle whip affection.

You heard the man, get some!

Say it in a language he can understand.

I would welcome to accept the challenge of being 25 all over again. Gimme!

Love is all about compromise, sure, but not giving up delicious fried food.

I love salty, crunchy snacks so much I think we should lobby to make "crunchy" its own food group.