C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!
I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.
I love soup so much too, but I'd rather not eat something my feet have touched. I guess it's just me.
If I could mail you each a taco I would. You're tops. Except you. You know who you are. No taco for you.
Ohhh baby you're so sweet, you're so good to me. And best of all, you never comment when I start to look a little pudgy.
Starchy, sexy, and of course smothered in butter.
Because honestly I'd take nuggets over my family any day and I don't even really like nuggets that much.
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