Wanna Make Out?

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Wanna Make Out?
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C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

Makeout Noodles

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Makeout Noodles
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I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.

Don't Swim Where You Eat

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Don't Swim Where You Eat
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I love soup so much too, but I'd rather not eat something my feet have touched. I guess it's just me.

And I Mean It!

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And I Mean It!
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If I could mail you each a taco I would. You're tops. Except you. You know who you are. No taco for you.

The Perfect Man

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The Perfect Man
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Ohhh baby you're so sweet, you're so good to me. And best of all, you never comment when I start to look a little pudgy.

Ooh Tater You Got it Going On

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Starchy, sexy, and of course smothered in butter.

Do You Like Them? Really?

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Do You Like Them? Really?
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Because honestly I'd take nuggets over my family any day and I don't even really like nuggets that much.