Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab

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candy,cola,lollipop,mustache,sweets
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Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.

Brain on a Stick

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brain,candy,green,lollipop,stick,sugar
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Sorry man, sucking on a brain won't make you any smarter. And no, you can't pay for candy with leaves.

Hipster Suckers

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candy,hipster,lollipop,mustache,stick,sucker
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I was into mustaches long before they were edible.

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