Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab

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Your Mustache Tastes Like Tab
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Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.

Brain on a Stick

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Brain on a Stick
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Sorry man, sucking on a brain won't make you any smarter. And no, you can't pay for candy with leaves.

Hipster Suckers

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Hipster Suckers
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I was into mustaches long before they were edible.