I'm not sure what's going on here, are the eyes on fire? Are those edible light bulbs?
Pancakes are the worst. Just let them go.
Well played, baker!
Seriously, how did they not expel Harry Potter for causing so much damage to the school? Sure he was fighting for the good of the whole world but seriously, Hogwarts got straight destroyed.
It's a good idea to keep all those buns in there to keep the meatloaf from getting soggy.
Now reading the nutritional information each morning will be even more exciting. Oh who am I kidding, the calories from breakfast don't even count.
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