Could you even imagine shanking a sweet friend like this?

No Pikachu, YOU have a good time!

Too much cream is going to be counterproductive in terms of that hangover.

Please, continue to enjoy your cold, frosty beverage. I'll be fine.

You might just wake up to find a tree tap stuck in your back!

DON'T MAKE ME SPEND $3 ON A NEW OPENER, MOTHER EFFER!