A quick bite before I go.
Oh thank god they put bacon on it! I have standards!
This is the literal interpretation of the graffiti in "The Breakfast Club" that says "I am eating my own head".
This is what I imagine is swimming around in my guts after a drunk pasta and canned meat binge. Not pretty.
In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.
All they need is a couch made of ham and we're all set!
It's a pain to pick up your beer and have a piece of real cheese stuck to the bottom. Cardboard cheese is much better, thanks.