A quick bite before I go.

Oh thank god they put bacon on it! I have standards!

This is the literal interpretation of the graffiti in "The Breakfast Club" that says "I am eating my own head".

This is what I imagine is swimming around in my guts after a drunk pasta and canned meat binge. Not pretty.

In my house it would always and forever be a spaghetti tree.

All they need is a couch made of ham and we're all set!

It's a pain to pick up your beer and have a piece of real cheese stuck to the bottom. Cardboard cheese is much better, thanks.