I'll Never Crack This Lobster's Claws

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I'll Never Crack This Lobster's Claws
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This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!

Lemons, Not Just For Drinking Anymore

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Lemons, Not Just For Drinking Anymore
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HOW DARE YOU BRING ME LEMONS! YOU SHALL PAY!

Pucker Up

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Pucker Up
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The paparazzi is tailing me, where is my assface candy?