Eat Salt, Sit in One Place

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Yes, canned soup and inactivity. The path to a healthy life!

Oh, Hi There!

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I'm not lazy I'm just SOOOOOO tired from drinking and laying around in the sunshine all day!

Soda Shooter

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Because swallowing with my own muscles is just too much work.

There is no Spoon

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Anyone got twenty bucks I can borrow? I need to stir my milk.

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