Burger-Sicle

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Burger-Sicle
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It's about time we had more savory frozen treats! Ice cream man! I want a beef stroganoff push pop!

Mixed Messages Wedding Cake

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Mixed Messages Wedding Cake
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My wedding didn't feature an attention-hogging giant singing skeleton who towered over me and my husband, but to each his own I guess.

Troll Cake is Trolling

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Troll Cake is Trolling
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It could be worse, it could be dead mice and arsenic. Rainbows! I'll take it! Oh god, it tastes like cheese! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Fine as Porcelain

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Fine as Porcelain
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Is it worth a few cracked teeth to be able to say you at least tried to eat the most meticulously decorated burger ever? I think the new jacked up smile will show the world just what a good idea that was.

Jaw Buster

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Jaw Buster
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If you can get your mouth around even a third of this burger I have a friend who's looking for a date.

I Can Has Ottoman?

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I Can Has Ottoman?
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Here rest your feet, are you hungry? Oh well you can eat or rest but not both, sorry.