I just want to swish it around in my mouth like a breath freshener.
I didn't know you could buy non-newtonian fluids in the grocery store!
Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?
Oh thank goodness for the warning, I'm allergic to watermelon.
Hey look, assisted suicide for kids!
If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.
You think you're SOOOO clever! You don't fool me with your metal, pull-tab bottle!
The Future is Now: People Experience What it Would Be Like ...
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
What I Expected Vs. What I Got: Super Smash Bros. Edition
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
7 Signs You Shouldn't Be Together
Incredibly Awesome Couple's Tattoos
5 Examples of Why Online Dating Is A Horrible Place
This Archer Uses Ancient Techniques That Put Legolas and ...
This Interview is an Example of Everything Wrong With the ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more