I just want to swish it around in my mouth like a breath freshener.

I didn't know you could buy non-newtonian fluids in the grocery store!

Refund? What about Crushed Pineapple don't you understand?

Oh thank goodness for the warning, I'm allergic to watermelon.

Hey look, assisted suicide for kids!

If you're expecting beer, you're in for a nasty surprise.

You think you're SOOOO clever! You don't fool me with your metal, pull-tab bottle!