This is Not a Plate

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This is Not a Plate
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Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.

Pour it on Your Pancakes

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Pour it on Your Pancakes
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Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.

Beef Balls WHAT Now?

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Beef Balls WHAT Now?
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The things they can pack into an innocent looking biscuit these days.

Gnome Beer

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Gnome Beer
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The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.

How Did That Happen?

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How Did That Happen?
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Somehow I grew a field of grapes, crushed them, fermented them and bottled the juice! What a crazy night!