Silly plate, why would I ever use you for food? You think I stole all those dishes from Denny's over the years to EAT off them? They're clearly for decoration purposes only.
Smoky, salty and oh so fuzzy! Those burps would be epic.
The things they can pack into an innocent looking biscuit these days.
I always knew that butter lady was magic.
Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
The only problem is, whenever I want a beer I have to go out hunting for it in the garden.
Somehow I grew a field of grapes, crushed them, fermented them and bottled the juice! What a crazy night!
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