Finding a rusty knife in your candy is like Christmas in July! Score!
Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?
Watch out, it'll stab your insides to bits.
I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!
It bleeds sweet sweet raspberry jelly. Sad raspberry jelly.
Logic has no place here. You need serious help.
It really is a wonderful machine.
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