Someday you'll master the croissant. Don't let that awful lady next door discourage you.
Install this in my house immediately! I don't care if it takes up my entire kitchen, I must have it!
I know it's tough now that you're tiny, but can you still make me dinner? I'm so tired!
InB4: Woman, get back in the kitchen!
Lessons this kid needs to learn:
1. Meat forks are not for spaghetti
2. Meatballs are not meant to be the size of your face
3. Wipe that grin off your face
4. Get a decent haircut
My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?
Well that's one way to get me to stop eating hot dogs.
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