As dense as my cookies usually end up, it's gonna take super powers to scrape them off the pan.
Do you think that's a blue(berry) jam?
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When you've got some aggression to work out, take it out on your meat.
Well maybe they'll learn a lesson or two about getting in the way in the kitchen from now on!
I've heard he had a chilly disposition but I had no idea his wife went to such great lengths to preserve it.
Chances are, if you're spending the amount of time chasing ghosts as I think you are, you aren't paying enough attention in the kitchen and might burn yourself.
I don't care if it's not edible, I want me some magic sizzling plastic fries! I'll eat them!
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