With patience comes incredible rewards. A face full of plastic chocolate.
Meanwhile in Pennsylvania, a woman chased her grandson around with a garden hose and terrorized him for eating too much bacon. Let this be a warning to you.
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This kid is going to be the king of the planet some day, best quit snickering.
You might wanna get that looked at.
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