With friends like mine, the ketchup would never make it onto a single burger. How much to rent a carpet steamer?

You gotta respect the fusion of two disciplines of edible aesthetics. I've never had a sandwich artist art up a sandwich quite so intricately myself.

Hey man, your bangers are burning!

I'm sensing a sodium overload problem in the UK.

And you though baby dolls were creepy. I'll never eat a burger again! Lol J/K! I'm a fat glutton.

Perfect for parking lot stomping; so many exit points!

Warhol was way ahead of Web 2.0. This is practically a video tweet. "I just ate a burger. Not enough ketchup lol!"