Join the Force!

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Join the Force!
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Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*

*Not a true story.

Smoky, Salty, Slippery, Sexy

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Smoky, Salty, Slippery, Sexy
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What was once an April Fool's joke has become a reality. Get it on meaty style!

Stop Screaming Already

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Stop Screaming Already
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Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.

Flatbread!

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Flatbread!
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Oh the puns! They slay me!

Best Birthday Ever

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Best Birthday Ever
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And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!

Well if Olga Likes it, it Must Be Good

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Well if Olga Likes it, it Must Be Good
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No good comrade would be caught drinking yellow lemonade.

LIKELY STORY, HOBO

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LIKELY STORY, HOBO
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I understand, Mr. Homeless. I have a Crunchitos problem myself.