Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*
*Not a true story.
What was once an April Fool's joke has become a reality. Get it on meaty style!
Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.
Oh the puns! They slay me!
And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!
No good comrade would be caught drinking yellow lemonade.
I understand, Mr. Homeless. I have a Crunchitos problem myself.