Did you know AMERICAN POLICE get all the McDonald's they can eat? True story!*

*Not a true story.

What was once an April Fool's joke has become a reality. Get it on meaty style!

Just get me a milkshake and shut up about it already.

Oh the puns! They slay me!

And you thought getting a cake was exciting! I get to lick the cardboard!

No good comrade would be caught drinking yellow lemonade.

I understand, Mr. Homeless. I have a Crunchitos problem myself.