Sweet Jesus Lizard

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This is the cake I want on my 33rd Jesus birthday. Make it so, internet. You've got 10 months.

I See Jesus on My Toast!

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Printing false idols on your food and eating it! That's a SIN! I swear, it's in the 13th amendment to the commandments or something.

Late Show: Jesus Died for His Peeps

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If animals really were peeps they wouldn't need an ark, marshmallows float! This story is totally unrealistic.

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