Twist the Wiener

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Twist the Wiener
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Be gentle, you don't want the bun to overflow.

Wait, How?

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I don't understand, am I supposed to push down or use the knife or the fork? Tongs? I want chicken.

David Lynch Cooks. Creepily.

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Hey David, slow down! You talk so fast I can hardly follow!

Very Simple

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Very Simple
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If I MUST leave the city on occasion, at least now I can get a decent latte from the peasants in the boondocks. AND DON'T BURN MY SHOT!