Learn to cook already.

Be gentle, you don't want the bun to overflow.

I don't understand, am I supposed to push down or use the knife or the fork? Tongs? I want chicken.

Hey David, slow down! You talk so fast I can hardly follow!

Next make a dragon!

If I MUST leave the city on occasion, at least now I can get a decent latte from the peasants in the boondocks. AND DON'T BURN MY SHOT!