Learn to cook already.
Be gentle, you don't want the bun to overflow.
I don't understand, am I supposed to push down or use the knife or the fork? Tongs? I want chicken.
Hey David, slow down! You talk so fast I can hardly follow!
Next make a dragon!
If I MUST leave the city on occasion, at least now I can get a decent latte from the peasants in the boondocks. AND DON'T BURN MY SHOT!
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