Thank you, Denmark, for making my life so much easier and sleep so much more elusive.
Seriously, what does this look like, Monday?
When you least expect it.
Dude I will buy you a real cup of coffee every day to keep you from going down this dark road.
The only selling point they could come up with. Though anyone who can stomach instant coffee can call it whatever they want.
Silly dog, you can't operate a microwave!
Even opening packets and scooping food out with a spork can be a challenge when you're hammered.
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