Mexican food combined with instant noodles can't NOT be a success!
Chewing is sometimes a herculean task. Thank goodness for instant sludge in a packet.
When I'm sitting in front of a fire with a cup of cocoa, I often think about how a little dash of meat could really make everything that much better.
I'm not lazy I'm just SOOOOOO tired from drinking and laying around in the sunshine all day!
Thank god for bacon gravy because my sausage gravy just didn't have enough meaty goodness.
Don't let your fishbag steep for too long, it'll get bitter and there's nothing worse than bitter fish tea.
So wait, I'll still have to walk all the way to the microwave AND it will be on a wasteful paper plate? I want the past back, plz.
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